… of the Uncanny Valley Nursery School.
And sleep no more!
Don’t just thank me (you’re not, I know.) Thank James Gunn, the twisted genius behind the delightful Slither. Today he Tweeted a link to an old blog post of his containing an entire pageant of these Photoshop crimes against humanity.
What I find most disquieting, other than the pictures themselves, is that these are all perfectly cute little girls. Yet – oh, Hell. No point belaboring it. Look on and despair!
I’m just back from an epic trip to Costco, where I dropped over a C-note on fripperies like food and toilet paper. Now I’m trying to summon the energy to take poor, long-suffering Emma Dog for a walk before I head off to the social event of the year, Pat and Scott’s Halloween Party.
Right now, though: a little more rewriting on The Dinosaur Lords. This thing is happening, people! Be prepared.
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Queso, Luisa! The Stepford Toddlers!
I know what you mean about Costco. At least it’s several months’ worth of toilet paper (well, OK – it is for Mom & me; your commodage may vary). It’s a rare occurrance when I get out of there and spend less than a C-note. I try to keep Costco runs down to one per month.
- M. \”/