Social commentary with a punch
Monday, May 14th, 2007So the gentleman at The Happy Curmudgeon was kind enough not only to post my PDA plight on his own blog when I had yet to figure out how to enable the “Comments” function in WordPress, but to add some additional kind words. Thanks!
Yet I find myself with a bone to pick with this good Samaritan. You call yourself the Happy Curmudgeon. I certainly can’t cavil with anyone choosing to characterize him or herself as “happy.” And curmudgeons definitely have their place.
But you are clearly a good person as well as a reasonable, incisive social critic. You, sir, are not a curmudgeon. This, this is a curmudgeon.
Meet Everett True, incipient folk hero, John Bull lookalike, and walking Explosive Personality Disorder. Apparently, The Outbursts of Everett True was an actual early 20th-Century American comic strip.
The key word here is outbursts. Miss Manners (remember her?) may have gotten all prissy-faced and said, “Miss Manners wants people to behave,” in a constipated voice. Ah, but when Everett True wants people to behave, he makes them eat curb.
Needless to say, I don’t advocate or condone committing random acts of violence. Particularly against people who ogle pretty women. Especially not them. And by that I mean, “us.”
But there is something deeply soul-satisfying about seeing some fat guy with his belt in his armpits pound serious lout head.
And as Will Smith said in the utterly ridiculous but wildly entertaining Independence Day, “I have got to get me one of these!”
(There may be Everett True t-shirts in the birthday-present futures of certain of my friends.)
A lid-tip to Brian Doherty at the Hit and Run blog for the ungarbled word on Everett.