Sense of Adventure

… to emcee the Archon 32 Masquerade, than my damn tuxedo pants began to fall down.

We had a packed house - standing room only, plus, I later learned, a boatload of people watching the show on big-screen TV in an overflow room (plus riffing on me and the contestants MST3K style, which is surely gilding the lily.) It would’ve been the Mother of Wardrobe Malfunctions, Fandom Edition.

The odd thing was, as I think I already mentioned, I already wore the damn drawers to play Toastmaster the night before.  And they never once threatened to perform an unauthorized descent.

I carried bravely on, and retreated behind my podium as fast as I could without making it obvious to perform some rapid, covert adjustments. I realized that the difference between then and Opening Ceremonies must be that the first time I wore the monkey suit, I’d used the elastic band of the cummerbund to hold up my drawers. So I did that.  And it seemed to work.

The Masquerade was another great one.  We sprang back from an unusually low number of entrants last year (although the NASFiC/Tuckercon Masquerade was personally cool for me because the con and Masquerade staff turned it into a birthday party for me and a thousand or so of my closest friends) to 35 or so. As always standards were high, with many out-and-out great costumes.

The folks behind one of the crowd favorites, which owing to having won big at this years Denver Worldcon could only enter in the Exhibition class (hence ineligible for prizes) must’ve thought I was stalking them.  Charles and Tauni Orndorff plus a third teammate (who I think was Michael Bruno) trotted out their extremely cool 16-foot long dinosaur costumes. The dinos and I had encountered one another before, when they brought them down for the Bubonicon masquerade, for which I’m also perennial MC.

Anyway, had a great time at the con. I may blog more about it later. Also I may not.

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Went off well. If I do say so myself, since I was Toastmaster.

Because they always rent me a tux for my gig as Masquerade MC (which I also am this year) I decided to wear it tonight for OCs. Which went over well enough. I don’t know if I was even the slickest-dressed dude on stage; Rich Zellich, who with his wife Michelle are Fan Guests of Honor, wore a tail coat, a top hat, goggles, and a cane with a brass head that unscrews and becomes a little 3 power spyglass. All of which is awesome.

Steampunk, for which I have a considerable affinity, seems to be all the rage this year. Lotsa cool steampunk hall costumes about. Including Rich’s.

Rich and Michelle are former serial Archon chairs. They’ve also been good friends of mine forever.

Artist and Gaming GoH (he’s also two things in one) John Kovalic seems like a pretty good guy. I met him for the first time today. He has a cool, idiosyncratic drawing style, as seen in his Dork Tower comic strip and his illos for the Munchkin game series, as well as Apples to Apples. Both of which ought be enough to elevate him to the Pantheon among some of my friends (you know who you are.)

Our Media GoHs are Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Joel Hodgson, Mary Jo Pehl, and J. Elvis Weinstein, whom I hope you recognize as much of Mystery Science Theater 3000, hence gods (well, one goddess) among men.  They couldn’t make OCs, sadly, so I didn’t get to meet them.  Dang.

Author GoH is St. Louis’s own Laurell K. Hamilton, who was lookin’ good in a black leather skirt.

So anyway to open my turn as Toastmaster I said the following:

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