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A New Mascot for the SyFy Channel

This is gonna make me rich. I’ve discovered the perfect mascot for the rebranded SyFy Channel.

Like this (Yes, someone really made a spirochete stuffed toy. I’m sorry.) Except 8 feet tall & bipedal.

Meet SyFylis the Spirochete! Can’t miss.

It’s ideal for SciFi’s plan to “Shed Geeky Image With New Name.” I mean, syphilis is a [...]