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		<title>Better now. I hope.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So after many evolutions, and two minutes-burning cell phone calls to SWCP tech support (who were helpful, anyway), we seem to be back in business:  connected to DSL via wireless network.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
more animals</p>
<p>The cause of my woes, it appears and I&#8217;m actively hoping, was interference by Zonealarm free firewall software. It&#8217;s served well in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So after many evolutions, and two minutes-burning cell phone calls to SWCP tech support (who were helpful, anyway), we seem to be back in business:  connected to DSL via wireless network.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/26/funny-pictures-but-then-the-plan/"><img class="mine_3312636" title="funny-pictures-the-plan-has-gone-awry" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/02/funny-pictures-the-plan-has-gone-awry.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions" /></a><br />
more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">animals</a></p>
<p>The cause of my woes, it appears and I&#8217;m actively hoping, was interference by <strong><a href="http://www.zonealarm.com/security/en-us/home.htm?lid=en-us">Zonealarm</a></strong> free firewall software. It&#8217;s served well in the past, at least apparently.  It may&#8217;ve been that elephant-repellent thing; I&#8217;ve no real way of knowing.</p>
<p>The tech I spoke to on my second call, who had me turn ZA off, assured me software firewalls aren&#8217;t too necessary anymore. At least in my case, since my DSL modem comes with a hardware firewall.</p>
<p><span id="more-1250"></span>Also, after I succeeded in connecting yesterday, I DL&#8217;d a new-mark &#8220;upgrade&#8221; of ZA. Since the phone jack on my notebook computer went out several weeks ago I hadn&#8217;t been online with that machine for a long time. So I routinely upgraded the everyday stuff: ZA, <strong><a href="http://free.avg.com/">AVG antivirus</a>, <a href="http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/">the Fox</a>, <a href="http://www.mozilla.com/thunderbird/">T-bird</a>,</strong> and <strong><a href="http://www.opera.com/">Opera</a></strong>, which I use as an alternate browser. It&#8217;s entirely possible the older ZA wouldn&#8217;t have screwed me up.</p>
<p>Whether or no, this also allows me (briefly, before I get back to writing <em>real</em> stuff!) to ride another favorite hobbyhorse of mine:  my aversion to automatic updates. Yes, the ZA update was entirely knowing and deliberate; <em>mea</em> freakin&#8217; <em>culpa</em>.</p>
<p>It still points up a reason I eschew automatic updates, and generally don&#8217;t update at all until I get some kind of feedback on whether the update will do something like switch free software to pay, work worse than the older mark (or not at all), or bust the registry and screw up my machine. All of which have happened to me in the past.</p>
<p>One can&#8217;t get complacent even with people who&#8217;re generally reliable. A few months ago I installed a new download manager from <strong><a href="http://www.emusic.com/">eMusic</a></strong>, whom I like quite a lot. And it a) had less usability for me than the old version; and b) didn&#8217;t actually <em>work</em>.</p>
<p>I should&#8217;ve known better because a year or so earlier eMusic had put out a mandatory upgrade that was such a total fiasco they made an updated version of their old DL manager available, which I promptly installed and liked. This time they gave me a choice; I DL&#8217;d and installed the new one. And bang.</p>
<p>While the new manager might actually work with broadband &#8211; on dialup it would not successfully complete a DL &#8211; I mean not <em>one</em> &#8211; I won&#8217;t go to it despite being nagged whenever I open my old DL manager because it doesn&#8217;t do what I want it to do as well as the old version. The eMusic development gnomes appear to&#8217;ve gotten all entranced by the idea that I need a browser and an MP3 player. Yeah, like I don&#8217;t already have those things. Like about five each. (Okay, I think just three browsers, and <strong><a href="Internet Explorer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia">Internet Exploiter</a></strong> hardly counts because I <em>do not</em> use it.)</p>
<p>Plus they gave an option to install a new toolbar &#8211; yeah, that&#8217;s what I need, too:  something else getting between me and what <em>I&#8217;m really trying to do</em> onscreen. They suckered me into trying it by offering a free daily MP3 &#8211; without revealing up front it was one of their choosing. Yes, another thing I can&#8217;t live without: filling up my dwindling hard drive space with megabytes from the same crappy garage bands whose unrelenting Friending attempts do so much to make the MySpace experience what it is. By which I mean, Hell.</p>
<p>The toolbar itself offered nothing of value. Except a really suave realtime local-weather monitor. I liked that so much I installed a Firefox add-on called <strong><a href="https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/398">Forecastfox</a></strong> which, while not quite as cool as the eMusic one (so far as I&#8217;ve ascertained; haven&#8217;t had time or inclination to monkey with all the options yet) serves just fine. Off went the toolbar.</p>
<p>Since I&#8217;m in pissin&#8217;+moanin&#8217; mode, I note their seem to be trends in insufferable arrogance among software developers. At one point it was all the rage to try to plunk their software into the startup menu. Even on a Win95 machine with about the clock speed of my <strong>Palm T|X</strong>, that tended to shave off, like, oh, 0.5 seconds from the time it took the program to come up. But it sure did eat up RAM, and slow the damned computer <em>wa-a-ay</em> down!</p>
<p>Then the fad was to have a given program jump all the file associations that were even remotely relevant, so you had to go back and prevent your music player from trying to run all your video files incompetently &#8211; if you were lucky and it didn&#8217;t take over, say, your spreadsheet files.</p>
<p>These days (along with trying to hang browsers and music players on every goddam thing) the burning hotness is those stupid toolbars.  If I installed half of them as wanted it, I&#8217;d be writing this on a workspace the size of a postage stamp. Of course a lot of sites &#8211; this at least is abating some &#8211; insist on using a micrometer font that would fit the whole Bible into a space like that. Maybe there&#8217;s some kind of symbiosis going on here?</p>
<p>Woof!  Rowr!  Grr. Arrgh.</p>
<p>Yes, I decided to take some of my pet peeves out for a run today. They&#8217;ve been fed so goddam much lately they need the exercise.</p>
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		<title>Not so fast&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 05:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>And now we achieve our first broadband outage.</p>
<p>It figures. That honeymoon lasted 12 hours. Thanks, SWCP!</p>
<p>My notebook says it signs in fine to the wireless net, gets a good connection and a strong signal. But no Web and no email.</p>
<p>And of course I notice the problem right after 10 PM &#8230; when their office closes.</p>
<p>*Sigh* [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And now we achieve our first broadband <em>outage</em>.</p>
<p>It figures. <em>That</em> honeymoon lasted 12 hours. Thanks, SWCP!</p>
<p>My notebook says it signs in fine to the wireless net, gets a good connection and a strong signal. But no Web and no email.</p>
<p>And of course I notice the problem right after 10 PM &#8230; when their office closes.</p>
<p><em>*Sigh*</em> This is very disappointing. And dispiriting.</p>
<p>I may be doing something wrong, of course. What that would be I&#8217;ve obviously no idea.</p>
<p>Time to fire off my first email of complaint. Not a first I especially wanted to score today.</p>
<p>Who knew &#8220;too good to be true&#8221; would come to include stuff actually <em>working?</em></p>
<p>Ah, well. At least <strong>Emma Dog</strong> and I enjoyed a lovely walk down by the RGNC preserve field around sunset. There are still Sandhill cranes here. Late in the season for that.</p>
<p><strong>Updated, 11:39 PM:</strong></p>
<p><span id="more-1232"></span>Now, this is odd. I find I can get DSL using the Ethernet cable. But I can&#8217;t get the notebook to connect to the wireless network now at all.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t change any settings that I&#8217;m aware of. I don&#8217;t understand this.</p>
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		<title>Revenge of the nerds</title>
		<link>http://victormilan.com/blog/2009/02/11/revenge-of-the-nerds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m looking to make the long-deferred move to broadband, simply because the Heartbreak of Dialup™ has become too, well, heartbreaking. Plus on those occasions I actually need to use the Net in the course of my occupation (it happens) it&#8217;s no more rewarding or useful to spend minutes waiting for a page to load than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m looking to make the long-deferred move to broadband, simply because the <strong>Heartbreak of Dialup™</strong> has become too, well, <em>heartbreaking</em>. Plus on those occasions I actually need to <em>use </em>the Net in the course of my occupation (it happens) it&#8217;s no more rewarding or useful to spend minutes waiting for a page to load than when I&#8217;m screwing off as usual.</p>
<div id="attachment_981" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000M341QY?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=thewebpageofv-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B000M341QY"><img class="size-full wp-image-981" title="Revenge of the Nerds" src="http://victormilan.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nerds.jpg" alt="Nerds! Nerds! And I'm glad to see 'em!" width="300" height="265" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Nerds! <em>Nerds!</em> And I&#39;m glad to see &#39;em!</p></div>
<p>My all-wise (on matters telephonic and web-related, anyway; he&#8217;s <em>mostly</em> wise, otherwise) pal <strong>Larry</strong> uttered to me the dictum: &#8220;No matter what, you&#8217;re gonna wind up getting Internet from someone you hate.&#8221; Given that my choices are <strong>Comcast</strong> and <strong>The Phone Company</strong>, that&#8217;s a pretty good guess. Therefore what remains is that key <em>cost/hatred coefficient</em>.</p>
<p>So far TPC is coming out ahead. With a twist: while I can get the whole package, DSL +  ISP, from them, what I&#8217;m looking at is <strong><a href="http://www.swcp.com/">Southwest Cyberport</a></strong> as my ISP. It comes highly recommended by various friends I regard highly, including both Larry and <strong>Joe</strong>.</p>
<p>Some of my other friends, who will remain nameless, expressed reservations. SWCP doesn&#8217;t appear to offer 24/7 tech support (neither, in my experience, does TPC, but let it go.)  So am I <em>sure</em> I want to go with SWCP?</p>
<p>Following a visit to them  today, I say <em>Hell, yes!</em> Here&#8217;s why.</p>
<p><span id="more-977"></span>I walk in the door, and what do I see? <em>Nerds</em>.</p>
<p>Walk into The Phone Company office, what do you see? Peppy preppies and suits, right?*</p>
<p>What would you rather see at your ISP? Dapper corporate types? Or dudes with weird beards and clothes that looked as if they happened to be within arm&#8217;s reach when they got up to go to work, and women wearing sweaters that look as if they were knitted by blind aunts from unraveled Army blankets?</p>
<p>No contest, right? Give me the latter. <em>Every time</em>. <em></em></p>
<p><strong>Important Addendum:</strong> no offense, SWCP guys, gals.  I mean, seriously? Just having a <em>little joke</em>, here. This is pretty clearly a <em>pro-nerd</em> post, yes? <em>I&#8217;m</em> pro-nerd. Totally. I mean, some of my best friends &#8230; including all the ones alluded to above. So don&#8217;t go channeling my confidential personal data to Abkhazia if I sign up with you, pretty please?</p>
<p>&#8230; I realize I&#8217;m coming perilously close to violating my own dictum here:  <em>never get crosswise of  people who are going to be out of your line of sight with your food</em>.</p>
<p>The fact is, they were <em>nice</em> nerds I encountered at SWCP (though gods know what they&#8217;ve got chained next to the servers. Then again, that&#8217;s industry standard.) Believe it or not, that&#8217;s not an oxymoron, either. I even knew a drop-dead gorgeous female nerd, once upon a time.</p>
<p>(I ran into her unexpectedly at NASFiC last year. Even though she&#8217;s got to be in her fifties, let&#8217;s just say that, no matter how discriminating your taste, if you happened upon a picture of her naked, you wouldn&#8217;t look away any too quickly. The same, sadly, cannot be said for me. Then again, it never could. So there&#8217;s that.)</p>
<p>There are some financial ramifications to be worked out. I&#8217;m trying to save money at the same time as I get, y&#8217;know, <em>usable</em> Internet service. So I&#8217;ve got to roll those around in my head a while. But I need to make some moves pretty quickly, and the broadband break has got to be one of them.</p>
<p>The picture, by the way, is the immortal <strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316455/">Donald Gibb</a></strong> in his definitive role as <strong>Ogre</strong> in <strong><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000M341QY?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=thewebpageofv-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B000M341QY">Revenge of the Nerds</a></em></strong> (hit the title or the pic to <strong>buy!</strong>) I liked him in <strong><em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092675/">Bloodsport</a></em></strong> too. And whaddaya know? He went to the University of New Mexico. Also he&#8217;s one day younger than I am. Poor bastard.</p>
<p><strong>*Full disclosure:</strong> I have no actual idea if that&#8217;s really what I&#8217;d see at a TPC office; I&#8217;m guessing.  I don&#8217;t go into offices unless I have no goddam choice. For example, I resist going to the doctor unless 1) there&#8217;s broken bone sticking out somewhere; 2) there&#8217;re things visibly crawling around beneath my skin; 3) my temperature exceeds 100°. <em>Centigrade</em>.</p>
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