Expressed as a poem in Tweets:
VictorMilan OK, the college football player’s actual name is Jevan Snead. But what I heard is *Jeggan Snee*: Best Pirate Name EVER! (6 minutes ago from web)
VictorMilan Avast! I be Jeggan Snee, Terror of the Seven Sea! (Grammar be’n’t my strong suit, arr.) (4 minutes ago from web) [...]