Why, indeed?

Really, could he be any worse than McInsane or O'Bomber? How?

They both stand four-square for war, torture, domestic spying, and massive welfare for the rich. Or hadn't you noticed?

Anyway, click on the link to buy the swell shirt. I'm happy, at least, to be able to plug my pals Ray and Barb van Tilburg and their wonderful Offworld Designs. Ray's an excellent artist who does tee-shirt designs for a lot of Midwest cons, including Archon. Plus they have tons of non-con specific designs, such as the above, which are nifty and wicked clever.

Even if they're distressed by my usage of their design, if, like most people, they cherish the belief there's an actual difference between the sock puppet on Leviathan's left claw, and the one on His right.

But relax. It's nothing to the pain that your guy will cause if elected. No matter which he is.

(And then again ... not even a Great Old One can prevent the implosion of the Unitedstatesian Empire.)